June 2012
17 posts
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
You know I'm in serious Tumblr mode when the...
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that’s not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY. Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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May 2012
101 posts
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
nohatejustlove:
howtotrainyourtabitha:
jessicapax:
smecklesandmoose:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!
I CANT BREATHE
YES.
OMG THE SONG MADE IT 10X BETTER.
I Am The Challenger →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true
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